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Emma Kotos sitting in sun blasted portra

From Rap Hell.

Garnished with a lime.

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Read wrong you did not.

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VRONK!

RANDOM #2

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ZOWIE!

MYSTERY #3

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KRUNCH!

RANDOM #3

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THUNK!

RANDOM #5

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For the people that maybe want to

give money directly to the artist

without a major corporation taking

the majority of the money.

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SQUISH!

MYSTERY #9

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SLAM!

MYSTERY #10

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WHAM!

RANDOM #8

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In case you missed it, jackass. 

I mean... didn't you like,

read the "nude" part!?

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BURN!

MYSTERY #13

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KER-SPLOOSH!

MYSTERY #1

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All your Q's answered & then some

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SPLATS!

MYSTERY #2

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Self explanatory I would hope...

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Video killed the rodeo star!

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URKKK!

RANDOM #4

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For the people that are

not cool enough for Spotify...

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SLAP!

RANDOM #6

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For those ass hat turd burglars without any paid streaming service that want a free listen & don't really give a shit.

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SPLOOSH!

RANDOM #7

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HONK!

WTF!? #2

Man what the hell happened to this guy, he used to be so cool...

Well, kinda cool.

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In case you missed it, dummy.

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AHH!

RANDOM #9

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GULP!

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Go for a ride up up & away...

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KLONK!

RANDOM #1

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Check out some of my coolest domainz.

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Our generous charity is now live!

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Fun for the whole family.

Except Grandma.

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POW!

MYSTERY #4

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ZAMM!

MYSTERY #6

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BAM!

MYSTERY #7

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WHAP!

WTF!? #1

Man what the hell happened to this guy, he used to be so cool...

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BONK!

MYSTERY #8

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BURP!

WHAT IS GOD?

Guess Who?

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DERRRR!

MYSTERY #11

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SIZZLE!

MYSTERY #12

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MMMMM!

EVIL R-TARD

Guess who?

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SHHIZZLE!

RANDOM #10

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