Frequently Asked Questions

AKA FAQ
AKA FACTs

Yo! This fo real?

See the name of our company. "Yo."

Really?

Yes.

These are actual real domain names you are selling? For real?

This is mostly a real business selling real domains.

Mostly...

Then how?

Pick out the domain(s) you want then contact us.

That's it? No like shopping carts & shit?

That's it.

What a complex behemoth of an organization you got here...

FAQ you.

Do you offer tech support?

Fack No!

😂

Are you kidding me right now?

No, but I'm not surprised, your freakin' website looks like it was made by a toddler using templates.

We sell domain names but we are not a web hosting company, we offer no services other than selling domains.

We're unique in the sense that while GoDaddy and other similar big companies sell anything that is available, we only sell specific domain names that we have already purchased & curated by us for the most elite customers. We are an esteemed collector and we want to make sure our special domains find the proper home.

This is not the Walmart of domains.

This is the Fred Segal Jaguar Rollex of double d's.

I'm scared to ask. Double d's?

Domain dealers.

I don't think an "esteemed collector" let alone any serious business would say such things or have a website like this.

What can I say, we're rebels. We can both be a high end luxury brand & fight the system.

Btw, GoDaddy started out literally using tits to sell domain names. Is GoDaddy a serious business?

You're not GoDaddy

I think we established that.

GoDaddy is Better

That a question?

No

FACK YOU

Fack?

Read this.

After that if you're still interested feel free to listen to this.

This doesn't seem like a great business model. How can you afford to run a business that sells such a small amount of very weird & obscure domain names, yet enough that would make the yearly cost of owning all them very expensive for an individual?

I'm facking rich.

I see. Are you Eminem?

I wish. He is more clever.

That's what he would say.

I'm not Slim yo.

But I am a rapper...

Oh?

I'm MV.

MV?

Margaritavillain.

Ok "Margaritavillain", why does a rapper sell domain names?

Cuz it's fun.

You're not normal are you?

I wouldn't think so.

Maybe get a new hobby.

Maybe get a new face.

Do you need help?

Who doesn't?

So you are a "rapper", I guess that explains why you have so many rap related domains?

If you say so.

What about the rest of your... eclectic, for lack of a better word.... collection of domains, they seem pretty random, where do they come from?

That's deeply personal.

NakedChicks.net is deeply personal? Assholefriends.com?

I have some asshole friends, I can be an asshole friend, and who doesn't like naked chicks?

C'mon, this isn't rocket science.

Ok then what about the ones like IdentityMutations.com

That's one of my favorites, doubt I would even sell it.

They why is it listed for sale?

If the price is right.

What kind of price would get you to part with the ones you love?

Idk, thousands, millions, etc.

Anyways, I get why a bunch of the domains go to your Margaritavillain rap website, but some go to other people's sites, why?

Some people can't afford to buy my domains so I let them rent it.

You've only released like 4 songs on Spotify. Not much of a rap career.

8 songs.

The instrumentals don't count.

Working on more.

When will they be released?

When I feel like it.

How often do you actually sell domains?

Often enough.

Are you easier to deal with for your customers than you have been for me?

And just because our domains are obscure that doesn't mean that they are not valuable, rare, or sought after. Plus the fack that our celebrity owner - I meant the fact - that our celebrity owner Margaritavillain personally owns them in the first place makes them much more valuable. Who wouldn't want to own a domain that was previously held by MV himself!

Like, if Lady Gaga owned a bunch of toilets then decided to sell all the seats you would be all over that. This is pretty much the same exact thing.

Also we have the right to refuse any offer on any domain so you'd be lucky to even land one of ours.

Toilet Seats? Then tell me- Wait! How & when did you take over asking the FAQs instead of answering them?

Wait...

Are you Lady Gaga?

I am not Lady Gaga

Are your dogs okay?

To the best of my knowledge. Not so sure about that dog walker though...

Also I'm the one asking the questions now.

You keeping going back and forth between first person and third person Mr. MV. Like either you are the owner or you work for the owner. So... which is it?